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 the poopdeck
CHIP???
~Zero_Diamond - 01:51am 07/26/10

GREAT UNCLE KLAUS
~Zero_Diamond - 11:21pm 07/25/10

PEPITO'S FIRST SWAB
~Zero_Diamond - 04:04am 07/24/10

GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN
~Zero_Diamond - 01:17am 07/24/10

something is happening here.
~vinic - 06:51pm 06/01/10
 
 
 the waggoner
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:41am 07/29/10

Legend of Zelda (NES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:31am 07/29/10

Hydlide Lamprey, Page 45
~Davey-kins - 10:34pm 07/25/10

Lackadaisical Lumpypopeye, page 44
~Davey-kins - 10:31pm 07/25/10

Everyone Has A Goddamn Mullet, Even In Japan, Page 43
~Davey-kins - 07:23pm 07/24/10
 
 
 the brig
Viewtiful Gonterman: The Return + Bonus MSTron mirror!
~Spoony Spoonicus - 11:34pm 05/28/10

A letter I sent to Chase Bank
~Spoony Spoonicus - 04:43pm 05/03/10

DeviantArt Antics
~Azul Rojo - 05:28am 04/28/10

Sweating my ass off, here.
~O'Doyle Flush - 03:01am 03/20/10

What its doing right now, it being our situation
~Buddy Hatchett - 02:52am 03/20/10
 
 
 new diddles
Final Fantasy X in a Nutshell
~Spoony Spoonicus - 07:37pm 04/22/09 (12:48am 03/06/08)

My Top 25 Favorite Games
~Spoony Spoonicus - 12:16am 07/14/10 (12:06am 07/14/10)

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:42am 07/29/10 (01:41am 07/29/10)

Legend of Zelda (NES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:38am 07/29/10 (01:31am 07/29/10)

Viewtiful Gonterman: The Return + Bonus MSTron mirror!
~Spoony Spoonicus - 11:35pm 05/28/10 (11:34pm 05/28/10)
 
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 #4338 (beach kegger #27)  §  Banana Award
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 08:24pm 03/15/10 (08:09pm 03/15/10) in 17m18s  §  1216 eyeballs
(5)
after 1 bombings: 
 anchors: none.
 

There seem to be a lot of swabs containing bananas, so why not.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 10:02pm 03/15/10
 
haha rad.
 
 
 #4334 (beach kegger #23)  §  Dudley made me do this.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 02:26am 03/12/10 (01:35am 03/12/10) in 16m57s  §  870 eyeballs
(5)
after 3 bombings: 
 anchors: we love valve, explosion
 

secret satan:
Wallace Breen and the Breen Machines
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:13am 03/12/10
 
"You have destroyed so much, Dr. Freeman, but tell me - what have you created? Can you name a single thing?

I personally have created this flying boxcar with an exploding Heavy launcher and Piano Catapult attached!"
 ~Dudley  §  at 02:20am 03/12/10
 
i was hoping for breen as a singer in a band of combine soldiers but that exploding heavy launcher is the greatest.
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:13am 03/13/10
 
Congratulations! You win, sir!
 
 
 #4326 (beach kegger #15)  §  I GOT BUBBLE BOBBLE PART 2!
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:17pm 03/07/10 (11:10pm 03/07/10) in 14m30s  §  595 eyeballs
(5)
after 2 bombings: 
 anchors: tribute, explosion
 

...And I paid out the ass for it!

Guess the price and win THREE shittles!

Bonus prize: Name the two swabs this swab is a tribute to.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~RedCappy  §  at 11:13pm 03/07/10
 
A fantastic recreation!
 ~zvalkyr  §  at 01:52am 03/08/10
 
1400 gold pieces, 27 silver
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:54am 03/08/10
 
Nice swab. I'm guessing you paid $175 for this game.

No idea what this is a tribute to, though.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 01:55am 03/08/10
 
Less than that.
 ~Dudley  §  at 01:55am 03/08/10
 
four hundred and twenty dollars
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 01:56am 03/08/10
 
Nay.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:08am 03/08/10
 
Shyna had the closest guess to the total ($112.55), so her prize is the three longest shittles.

THROUGHOUT HISTORY, HUNDREDS OF DERANGED SCIENTIFIC MINDS HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP IN THEIR LABS LATE AT NIGHT TO UNLEASH UPON AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD VAST ARMIES OF GIANT PSYCHO-MUTANT AADVARKS, BEAGLES, CATERPILLARS, DOLPHINS, ENZYMES, FROGS, GIRL GUIDES, HOUSEPLANTS, IGUANAS, JELLYFISH, KOALAS, LEPIDOPTERA, MUSHROOMS, NEWTS, ORANUTANGS, POLYPS, QUARKS, RODENTS, SPIDERS, TUNAFISH, UMBRELLA BIRDS, VEGETARIANS, WASPS, XEROPHYTES, YAKS AND ZYGODACTYLS

HOW TO BE A FACEBOOK DOUCHEBAG IN 3 EASY STEPS: 1) POST A PHOTO THAT MAKES YOU LOOK "INTENSE" OR DEEP IN THOUGHT 2) MAKE SURE HALF OF YOUR 'FAVORITE QUOTES' ARE FROM YOURSELF, AND THAT ALL OF THEM SOUND REALLY FLOWERY AND PRETENTIOUS 3) MAKE CONTROVERSIAL CLAIMS WITHOUT CITING SOURCES, AND WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU OUT ON THEM JUST CRY THAT IT'S YOUR OPINION (NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRESENTED IT AS FACT) OR JUST CUT-AND-PASTE FROM OTHER PEOPLES' SOURCELESS ARTICLES AND SAY "THERE I WAS RIGHT FUCK YOU"

SO YOUR PLAN IS TO TYPE UP A LETTER, CONCEALING IT IN SOME RUSTY TOOLBOX, BOLTING A TRAY OVER IT, CONCEALING IT IN A DISUSED SUPPLY CLOSET IN THE BACK CORNER OF WYNTECH'S SERVER ROOM, AND THEN COUNTING ON YOUR SON TO, FOR NO REAL REASON, GROW ODDLY INTERESTED IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET, SO MUCH SO THAT HE SNEAKS INTO YOUR EVIL BOSS' OFFICE - THE ONE WHO MURDERED YOU, BY THE WAY - STEALING A KEY FROM HIM, GOING INSIDE, AND THEN GETTING STRANGELY INTERESTED IN THE TOOLBOX, SEARCHING THAT AND FINDING YOUR LETTER. DAD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX?!
 
 
 #4325 (beach kegger #14)  §  Crayola Vortex icon
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:30am 03/07/10 (01:26am 03/07/10) in 5m6s  §  425 eyeballs
 anchors: none.
 

This swab contains a Crayola Vortex.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 
 
 #4324 (beach kegger #13)  §  Top Ten icon
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:50pm 03/06/10 (11:47pm 03/06/10) in 14m56s  §  436 eyeballs
 anchors: none.
 
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 12:07am 03/07/10
 
The first chain award icon!
 
 
 #4315 (beach kegger #4)  §  Are you ready for this?
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:09am 03/05/10 (12:59am 03/05/10) in 20m49s  §  467 eyeballs
 anchors: tribute
 

The King is in the house.

It's Mojo Mojo Mojo KING BEE!
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 01:00am 03/05/10
 
Note to self: Use the pencil tool next time instead of the pen.
 ~vinic  §  at 01:03am 03/05/10
 
It's like you drew it on something, cut it out, and used it as a sticker.
 
 
 #4305 (poopdeck-o #247)  §  More graffiti
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:02pm 09/01/08 (06:30pm 08/31/08) in 18m26s  §  10171 eyeballs
 anchors: shut up
 
[this thing is huge! click it to see it properly.]

For gm_treason
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~RedCappy  §  at 07:49pm 08/31/08
 
HEADS WILL ROLL IF THIS CONTINUES!!
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 09:53pm 08/31/08
 
It's for Vinic's Garry's Mod map, chill out.
 ~AkumaHokoru  §  at 10:19pm 08/31/08
 
Its blank to me.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 09:49am 09/01/08
 
I'll redo it in a bit. Going to write a Quick Hit first.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 10:24am 09/01/08
 
Done.
 
 
 #4304 (poopdeck-o #246)  §  Graffiti
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 06:13pm 08/31/08 in 2m52s  §  10059 eyeballs
 anchors: cosmic copperhead
 

For gm_treason
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 
 
 #4254 (poopdeck-o #196)  §  Whale Bomber Jolly Roger
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 03:23pm 04/14/08 (01:19pm 04/14/08) in 8m52s  §  2884 eyeballs
 chained to: Jolly Rogers  §  first - previous - next - latest
 Awards for the top-left corner of the site.
 anchors: none.
 

Gotta nuke something!
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 
 
 #4216 (poopdeck-o #158)  §  Trash Can Award
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 05:49am 02/21/08 (03:32am 02/21/08) in 7m13s  §  3370 eyeballs
 anchors: none.
 

This is shit. This is shit, and it should be thrown away!
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~RedCappy  §  at 03:36am 02/21/08
 
SPOONY SWABS!!
 
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 stickies
Viewtiful Gonterman: The Return + Bonus MSTron mirror!

Lard Pirates Dawt Cawm Vocal Assault Server

Team Fortress 2 Server
 
 
 chain activity
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
Downloadable Games Quick Hits

Hydlide Lamprey, Page 45
VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN

YTGB 7/19/2010 (PUEBLO EDITION)
YouTube Gangbang

Appendix 12, "Audio Diaries", section 4
The Adventurer's Field Guide

maps & atlases - perch patchwork (2010)
Album Quick Hits
 
 
 new rawks
Let's Heckle Chrono Cross, Part 1 ~Spoony Spoonicus
vinic rawked.

CHIP??? ~Zero_Diamond
vinic rawked.

Let's Heckle Chrono Cross, Part 1 ~Spoony Spoonicus
Spoony Spoonicus rawked.

Lackadaisical Lumpypopeye, page 44 ~Davey-kins
zvalkyr rawked.

Annexing Again, Page 27 ~Davey-kins
zvalkyr rawked.
 
 
 new bombs
CHIP??? ~Zero_Diamond
vinic bombed 5.

GREAT UNCLE KLAUS ~Zero_Diamond
zvalkyr bombed 5.

GREAT UNCLE KLAUS ~Zero_Diamond
Dudley bombed 5.

Spoony Spoonicus made me do this. ~Dudley
zvalkyr bombed 5.

GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN ~Zero_Diamond
Spoony Spoonicus bombed 5.
 
 
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