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#1017 (xXx #17) § unknown

~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:10pm 01/01/03 § 433 eyeballs

anchors: tribute

Look out, it's...

SWAB FIGHTER!!

(Insert Coin, Winners Don't Do Drugs and all that other arcade yadayada)

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:16pm 01/01/03

Can you name all those fighters?!

~Dudley § at 11:20pm 01/01/03

left to right

top row: spoony, me, cant tell, vinic
bottom row: mystery, cant tell, pikachan, NBN

~vinic § at 11:26pm 01/01/03

Badass!

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:29pm 01/01/03

I thought you'd like it.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:35pm 01/01/03

Any other guesses?

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:56pm 01/01/03

alright

TOP ROW: Spoony, Ratboy, Phildo, Vinic
BOTTOM ROW: Mystery, One of Atom's Banana-Man things, Pikachan, NBN.

~aotommo § at 11:57pm 01/01/03

I love this swab.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 12:00am 01/02/03

alright

TOP ROW: Spoony, Ratboy, Phildo, Vinic
BOTTOM ROW: Mystery, One of Atom's Banana-Man things, Pikachan, NBN.

#1016 (xXx #16) § unknown

~aotommo on 10:12pm 01/01/03 § 429 eyeballs

anchors: shut up

press your luck

no whammies

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:25pm 01/01/03

Hey weetahd

A tooma

#1015 (xXx #15) § unknown

~Dudley on 08:09pm 01/01/03 § 415 eyeballs

anchors: none.

"ive been thinking a lot about the whole kennedy assassination thing.

turns out, though, some other guy already did it."

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 08:10pm 01/01/03

Bug-Eyed Earl from Red Meat

www.redmeat.com for those of you not in the know.

I did not use any fill tool or anything but the 3-pixel paintbrush line.

~vinic § at 08:13pm 01/01/03

ROFL! CHRIST!

~aotommo § at 08:20pm 01/01/03

*applauds* Great job, my man.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:27pm 01/01/03

never been there, but I like the swab at any rate.

#1014 (xXx #14) § unknown

~Dudley on 06:37pm 01/01/03 § 451 eyeballs

anchors: pink floyd

felt like i needed to re-do this one

wasnt too happy with the one on the old deck, plus its been too long.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~aotommo § at 06:38pm 01/01/03

I like it.

~Dudley § at 06:39pm 01/01/03

goddamnit, antialiasing cut out the orange and yellow

~vinic § at 07:23pm 01/01/03

Beautiful.

LOVE!

AND SEX!

#1013 (xXx #13) § unknown

~PikaChan on 06:15pm 01/01/03 § 415 eyeballs

anchors: none.

guess who got a tablet for christmas.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~aotommo § at 06:18pm 01/01/03

ME!

Oh, wait...

Nice pic, by the way.

~Dudley § at 06:26pm 01/01/03

nice

why cant atom draw nice and clean like that?

~vinic § at 06:28pm 01/01/03

Jesus!

~vinic § at 06:28pm 01/01/03

Fuck you and your artistic talent.

~aotommo § at 06:35pm 01/01/03

AR: because I don't feel like it.

~vinic § at 07:28pm 01/01/03

Try it. It'll look badass Mexican stylus.

~aotommo § at 07:33pm 01/01/03

Actually, I don't know what AR means, exactly. If he means he wants me to cel shade, heh. If he's talking about my crosshatching style, then he can go fuck off, because crosshatching is nice. So yeah, I'm not sure what he's talking about.

~Dudley § at 08:36pm 01/01/03

the crosshatching is too gristly.

~RedCappy § at 11:20pm 01/01/03

Unimpressive.

~PikaChan § at 11:33pm 01/01/03

bitch.

part of a swab rampage! three or more in a row! damn! what a showoff.

#1012 (xXx #12) § unknown

~vinic on 01:37pm 01/01/03 § 420 eyeballs

anchors: none.

ugh

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~aotommo § at 03:06pm 01/01/03

I like this one

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 09:57pm 01/01/03

it's... MELTBABY!

#1011 (xXx #11) § unknown

~vinic on 01:30pm 01/01/03 § 606 eyeballs

anchors: medic

Yet another bullshit fuckaround drawing.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~aotommo § at 01:36pm 01/01/03

I like it, it gives me ideas.

~aotommo § at 03:06pm 01/01/03

I like it, it gives me ideas.

#1010 (xXx #10) § unknown

~vinic on 01:17pm 01/01/03 § 458 eyeballs

anchors: none.

I drew on the right side of my brain.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Zinco § at 01:22pm 01/01/03

Did Atom recommend that book to you, too? I've been trying to get through it, but I find myself devoid of free time, or when I do have free time, I'm devoid of the book.

~vinic § at 01:23pm 01/01/03

Too bad it sucks.

~vinic § at 01:24pm 01/01/03

Yeah, he did. Great book, and dito with you, Zinco.

~vinic § at 02:18pm 01/01/03

If this was paper and pen, it would be a lot better.

~vinic § at 06:30pm 01/01/03

The drawing sucks, not the book, heh.

~RedCappy § at 11:18pm 01/01/03

I fucking hate this picture.

How about a cup full of negative space?

~RedCappy § at 11:26pm 01/01/03

Oh yeah, in addition to that comment, I realized over 2-3 years ago that book is a bunch of bullshit. When I read it through a second time recently I laughed at alot of it... well, not really read: more-of skimmed... but hell you know what I'm saying.... unless you believe in that book, heh.

#1009 (xXx #9) § unknown

~Dudley on 12:53am 01/01/03 § 687 eyeballs

anchors: thumbs up

FOR THE NINTENDO GAMETESSERACT

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~aotommo § at 12:55am 01/01/03

perfecto!

~vinic § at 12:11pm 01/01/03

BADASS!

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 09:58pm 01/01/03

you got the vampire fangs and everything.

~Dudley § at 11:18pm 01/01/03

the sausage heats up and fires hot grease at enemies

#1008 (xXx #8) § unknown

~aotommo on 12:32am 01/01/03 § 461 eyeballs

anchors: none.

TRUE STORY

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 12:35am 01/01/03

it was more of a series of farts and nuggets than anything. not quite a full-grown poop.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 09:59pm 01/01/03

I had this one figured as a sabo drawing.

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