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CHIP??? - 01:51am 07/26/10
GREAT UNCLE KLAUS - 11:21pm 07/25/10
PEPITO'S FIRST SWAB - 04:04am 07/24/10
GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN - 01:17am 07/24/10
something is happening here. - 06:51pm 06/01/10
Walking Tentacle - 01:17am 05/22/10
Union #69 Radio Tower - 11:06pm 05/03/10
vinic made me do this. - 09:00pm 04/26/10
Frogs Literally Don't Give A Fuck - 11:42pm 04/23/10
Eye of Baphomet - 07:56pm 04/18/10
The Long Road Home - 12:21am 04/18/10
Deathbelcher - 12:14am 03/30/10
The Wisdom of the Douchemeister - 11:40pm 03/29/10
THE ICON FROM THE HEART OF SPACE - 06:05pm 03/29/10
The Dragonslaying - 01:14am 03/25/10
NOT SAFE! - 01:06pm 03/23/10
Spoony Spoonicus made me do this. - 11:33pm 03/22/10
quick and dirty - 03:23pm 03/22/10
Banana Award - 08:09pm 03/15/10
Limbs, severed. - 04:41am 03/14/10
get out of there mood. - 01:59pm 03/12/10
candidate for Beach Kegger icon - 02:39am 03/12/10
Dudley made me do this. - 01:35am 03/12/10
vinic made me do this. - 10:49pm 03/11/10
Dogman Ambush - 12:41am 03/11/10
Alan Smithee made me do this. - 09:32pm 03/10/10
Alan Smithee made me do this. - 09:17pm 03/10/10
Alan Smithee made me do this. - 08:58pm 03/10/10
cigs award - 06:27pm 03/09/10
That Heavy's a cup! - 04:53pm 03/08/10
I GOT BUBBLE BOBBLE PART 2! - 11:10pm 03/07/10
Crayola Vortex icon - 01:26am 03/07/10
Top Ten icon - 11:47pm 03/06/10
shittle 6885 & shittle 20300 - 01:31am 03/06/10
Explosion Award - 09:44pm 03/05/10
Welcome to World 9 - 08:41pm 03/05/10
Treason Award - 04:15pm 03/05/10
Beautiful Spring Day - 04:12pm 03/05/10
We Love Valve award - 03:56pm 03/05/10
Heavy's Nightmare - 03:31pm 03/05/10
Hobo Grill - 03:26pm 03/05/10
Are you ready for this? - 12:59am 03/05/10
it have title - 12:42am 03/05/10
in space award - 12:07am 03/05/10
welcome to the beach - 07:38pm 03/04/10

part of a swab rampage! three or more in a row! damn! what a showoff.

#4356 (beach kegger #45) § CHIP???

~Zero_Diamond on 01:51am 07/26/10 in 27m38s § 89 eyeballs

(5)

after 1 bombings:

anchors: tribute

What are you doing here? You can't even swim without flippers.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 01:46pm 07/29/10

Beautiful.

#4355 (beach kegger #44) § GREAT UNCLE KLAUS

~Zero_Diamond on 11:21pm 07/25/10 in 32m12s § 92 eyeballs

(5)

after 2 bombings:

anchors: none.

He is a ghost now. A ghost who reeks of cheap booze and second hand smoke. May he forever roam the land in misery.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 12:30am 07/26/10

now this guy i like.

#4354 (beach kegger #43) § PEPITO'S FIRST SWAB

~Zero_Diamond on 04:04am 07/24/10 in 43m35s § 161 eyeballs

anchors: asshole

Man, he's only been here five minutes and already somebody stained his swab with coffee. Somebody'd better fess up; it's not right to lie to Pepito.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 03:58pm 07/24/10

Fuck Pepito.

#4353 (beach kegger #42) § GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN

~Zero_Diamond on 01:17am 07/24/10 in 1h51m22s § 164 eyeballs

(5)

after 1 bombings:

anchors: none.

Fifteen feet of Frankenstein fury.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 01:47am 07/24/10

A new swab? Amazing!

no bombs. no rawks. no love for this swab.

#4352 (beach kegger #41) § something is happening here.

~vinic on 06:51pm 06/01/10 in 10s § 1171 eyeballs

anchors: cheater

i don't know what.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

schfifty-five! been given 5 bombs at least 5 times! hardcore!

#4351 (beach kegger #40) § Walking Tentacle

~Dudley on 01:17am 05/22/10 in 2h43m53s § 1481 eyeballs

(5)

after 5 bombings:

anchors: medic, !

A short AFG related comic, with no bearing on the severed arm story i have going.

Also the scale goes wacky inbetween each panel because im tired and just wanted to rattle this idea off.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Azul Rojo § at 01:26am 05/22/10

Wow. That's a powerful piece of calamari.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 12:24pm 05/22/10

Don't fuck with Green Tentacle.

~Washuu § at 09:42pm 07/22/10

holy shit this is awesome.

#4350 (beach kegger #39) § Union #69 Radio Tower

~Dudley on 10:55pm 05/08/10 (11:06pm 05/03/10) in 18h30m19s § 2043 eyeballs

(5)

after 4 bombings:

anchors: thumbs up, cigarette, AMERICAN

[this thing is huge! click it to see it properly.]

How long has this bunker been hiding under a fake rock, anyway? How did this guy find it? Why's he wearing a hazmat suit? How long until i make the next comic?

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 10:37am 05/05/10

Note the skill with which Ronnie can jump off a radio tower and not obtain damage. The cred comes from how he doesn't even consider it A Thing.

~vinic § at 02:22am 05/08/10

Things are happening here!

~vinic § at 02:49am 05/09/10

I rated it five and commented while drunk. What else do you want from me.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 02:53am 05/09/10

Incoming epic battle!

~vinic § at 02:53am 05/09/10

I watched that rawk happen!

~Azul Rojo § at 02:54am 05/09/10

I watched your rawk and the above rawk happen!

And this comic is awesome. I really like that first panel. And Granny Boyle is awesome.

#4349 (beach kegger #38) § vinic made me do this.

~Dudley on 09:00pm 04/26/10 in 3h35m26s § 2195 eyeballs

anchors: the finger

secret satan:
blimps and chimps on the river styx

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 09:02pm 04/26/10

Any swab involving monkeys, a grim reaper or blimps is no bad thing. All three is guaranteed awesome.

~Azul Rojo § at 09:03pm 04/26/10

Giving death the finger is always awesome.

I want a barrel of monkeys now.

~Zero_Diamond § at 11:58pm 04/26/10

This is cool as hell. I can only hope that when I die, blimp flying chimps will be there to save me if bad shit goes down.

~Dudley § at 12:47am 04/27/10

its five dollars if you want them to get you off the boat, but another ten if you want to be dropped somewhere safe

#4348 (beach kegger #37) § Frogs Literally Don't Give A Fuck

~Zero_Diamond on 11:42pm 04/23/10 in 21s § 2289 eyeballs

anchors: cheater, the finger

Not even one fuck is given.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Azul Rojo § at 09:04pm 04/26/10

Holy shit. That's one nasty frog.

#4347 (beach kegger #36) § Eye of Baphomet

~Zero_Diamond on 07:56pm 04/18/10 in 28m11s § 2152 eyeballs

anchors: none.

Even the biggest of fucking guns can't stop it from staring at you, its gaze cutting through your soul like its candle does the darkness.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 09:02pm 04/18/10

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