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 ~Dudley on 12:41am 03/11/10 in 5h59m51s  §  50 eyeballs
(5)
after 2 bombings: 
 anchors: battle, !, eng101
 

An adventurer knocks out what he believes to be a lone dogman. Note the second dogman, executing an ambush.

lesson: dogmen attack in packs, always.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Dudley  §  at 12:49am 03/11/10
 
i was going to add a background to this but its getting late and i didnt put the layers in right, so oh well
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:33am 03/11/10
 
Damn, that looks awesome. That little dogman looks hungry.
 ~Dudley  §  at 01:39am 03/11/10
 
naw he's just happy he gets to run and jump around
 ~vinic  §  at 12:23pm 03/11/10
 
open the diddler, get out the copy tool, highlight the shit, switch to layer 2, click the highlighted box to paste.
 
 
 ~vinic on 09:32pm 03/10/10 in 8m52s  §  30 eyeballs
 anchors: stick, in the nuts, tears
 

secret satan:
the stick.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 
 
 ~vinic on 09:17pm 03/10/10 in 8m14s  §  26 eyeballs
 

secret satan:
ghost fish
 
 
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 ~vinic on 08:58pm 03/10/10 in 2m46s  §  31 eyeballs
 anchors: shark
 

secret satan:
mark's shark
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 
 
 ~vinic on 06:30pm 03/09/10 (06:27pm 03/09/10) in 15m50s  §  57 eyeballs
 anchors: none.
 

they be smokin' in dis.
 
 
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 ~Washuu on 04:53pm 03/08/10 in 19m46s  §  140 eyeballs
(5)
after 2 bombings: 
 anchors: we love valve
 

making this was a chore; my tablet seems to have a problem with not recognizing small strokes so I have to fix that somehow because it's annoying.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~The Heavy  §  at 05:07pm 03/08/10
 
Sandvich is perfect fuel for killing puny cowards!
 ~Dudley  §  at 06:22pm 03/08/10
 
i just zoom in real close and swing my whole arm around on the pad
 ~vinic  §  at 07:24pm 03/08/10
 
Gorilla swabbing.
 ~RedCappy  §  at 10:21pm 03/08/10
 
That Heavy reminds me of the alien race from Another World!
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:36am 03/11/10
 
Fun stuff! That's a happy-looking Heavy.
 
 
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:17pm 03/07/10 (11:10pm 03/07/10) in 14m30s  §  202 eyeballs
(5)
after 2 bombings: 
 anchors: tribute, explosion
 

...And I paid out the ass for it!

Guess the price and win THREE shittles!

Bonus prize: Name the two swabs this swab is a tribute to.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~RedCappy  §  at 11:13pm 03/07/10
 
A fantastic recreation!
 ~zvalkyr  §  at 01:52am 03/08/10
 
1400 gold pieces, 27 silver
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:54am 03/08/10
 
Nice swab. I'm guessing you paid $175 for this game.

No idea what this is a tribute to, though.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 01:55am 03/08/10
 
Less than that.
 ~Dudley  §  at 01:55am 03/08/10
 
four hundred and twenty dollars
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 01:56am 03/08/10
 
Nay.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:08am 03/08/10
 
Shyna had the closest guess to the total ($112.55), so her prize is the three longest shittles.

THROUGHOUT HISTORY, HUNDREDS OF DERANGED SCIENTIFIC MINDS HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP IN THEIR LABS LATE AT NIGHT TO UNLEASH UPON AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD VAST ARMIES OF GIANT PSYCHO-MUTANT AADVARKS, BEAGLES, CATERPILLARS, DOLPHINS, ENZYMES, FROGS, GIRL GUIDES, HOUSEPLANTS, IGUANAS, JELLYFISH, KOALAS, LEPIDOPTERA, MUSHROOMS, NEWTS, ORANUTANGS, POLYPS, QUARKS, RODENTS, SPIDERS, TUNAFISH, UMBRELLA BIRDS, VEGETARIANS, WASPS, XEROPHYTES, YAKS AND ZYGODACTYLS

HOW TO BE A FACEBOOK DOUCHEBAG IN 3 EASY STEPS: 1) POST A PHOTO THAT MAKES YOU LOOK "INTENSE" OR DEEP IN THOUGHT 2) MAKE SURE HALF OF YOUR 'FAVORITE QUOTES' ARE FROM YOURSELF, AND THAT ALL OF THEM SOUND REALLY FLOWERY AND PRETENTIOUS 3) MAKE CONTROVERSIAL CLAIMS WITHOUT CITING SOURCES, AND WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU OUT ON THEM JUST CRY THAT IT'S YOUR OPINION (NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRESENTED IT AS FACT) OR JUST CUT-AND-PASTE FROM OTHER PEOPLES' SOURCELESS ARTICLES AND SAY "THERE I WAS RIGHT FUCK YOU"

SO YOUR PLAN IS TO TYPE UP A LETTER, CONCEALING IT IN SOME RUSTY TOOLBOX, BOLTING A TRAY OVER IT, CONCEALING IT IN A DISUSED SUPPLY CLOSET IN THE BACK CORNER OF WYNTECH'S SERVER ROOM, AND THEN COUNTING ON YOUR SON TO, FOR NO REAL REASON, GROW ODDLY INTERESTED IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET, SO MUCH SO THAT HE SNEAKS INTO YOUR EVIL BOSS' OFFICE - THE ONE WHO MURDERED YOU, BY THE WAY - STEALING A KEY FROM HIM, GOING INSIDE, AND THEN GETTING STRANGELY INTERESTED IN THE TOOLBOX, SEARCHING THAT AND FINDING YOUR LETTER. DAD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX?!
 
 
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:30am 03/07/10 (01:26am 03/07/10) in 5m6s  §  202 eyeballs
 anchors: none.
 

This swab contains a Crayola Vortex.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 
 
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:50pm 03/06/10 (11:47pm 03/06/10) in 14m56s  §  214 eyeballs
 anchors: none.
 
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 12:07am 03/07/10
 
The first chain award icon!
 
 
 ~vinic on 01:47am 03/06/10 (01:31am 03/06/10) in 6m0s  §  255 eyeballs
 anchors: double shittle
 

STEROID ANDROID

and

DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 01:33am 03/06/10
 
Quick and terrible test.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:47am 03/06/10
 
I like it anyway.
 
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