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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:17pm 03/07/10 (11:10pm 03/07/10) in 14m30s  §  6452 eyeballs
(5)
after 2 bombings: 
 anchors: tribute, explosion
 

...And I paid out the ass for it!

Guess the price and win THREE shittles!

Bonus prize: Name the two swabs this swab is a tribute to.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~RedCappy  §  at 11:13pm 03/07/10
 
A fantastic recreation!
 ~zvalkyr  §  at 01:52am 03/08/10
 
1400 gold pieces, 27 silver
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:54am 03/08/10
 
Nice swab. I'm guessing you paid $175 for this game.

No idea what this is a tribute to, though.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 01:55am 03/08/10
 
Less than that.
 ~Dudley  §  at 01:55am 03/08/10
 
four hundred and twenty dollars
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 01:56am 03/08/10
 
Nay.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:08am 03/08/10
 
Shyna had the closest guess to the total ($112.55), so her prize is the three longest shittles.

THROUGHOUT HISTORY, HUNDREDS OF DERANGED SCIENTIFIC MINDS HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP IN THEIR LABS LATE AT NIGHT TO UNLEASH UPON AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD VAST ARMIES OF GIANT PSYCHO-MUTANT AADVARKS, BEAGLES, CATERPILLARS, DOLPHINS, ENZYMES, FROGS, GIRL GUIDES, HOUSEPLANTS, IGUANAS, JELLYFISH, KOALAS, LEPIDOPTERA, MUSHROOMS, NEWTS, ORANUTANGS, POLYPS, QUARKS, RODENTS, SPIDERS, TUNAFISH, UMBRELLA BIRDS, VEGETARIANS, WASPS, XEROPHYTES, YAKS AND ZYGODACTYLS

HOW TO BE A FACEBOOK DOUCHEBAG IN 3 EASY STEPS: 1) POST A PHOTO THAT MAKES YOU LOOK "INTENSE" OR DEEP IN THOUGHT 2) MAKE SURE HALF OF YOUR 'FAVORITE QUOTES' ARE FROM YOURSELF, AND THAT ALL OF THEM SOUND REALLY FLOWERY AND PRETENTIOUS 3) MAKE CONTROVERSIAL CLAIMS WITHOUT CITING SOURCES, AND WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU OUT ON THEM JUST CRY THAT IT'S YOUR OPINION (NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRESENTED IT AS FACT) OR JUST CUT-AND-PASTE FROM OTHER PEOPLES' SOURCELESS ARTICLES AND SAY "THERE I WAS RIGHT FUCK YOU"

SO YOUR PLAN IS TO TYPE UP A LETTER, CONCEALING IT IN SOME RUSTY TOOLBOX, BOLTING A TRAY OVER IT, CONCEALING IT IN A DISUSED SUPPLY CLOSET IN THE BACK CORNER OF WYNTECH'S SERVER ROOM, AND THEN COUNTING ON YOUR SON TO, FOR NO REAL REASON, GROW ODDLY INTERESTED IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET, SO MUCH SO THAT HE SNEAKS INTO YOUR EVIL BOSS' OFFICE - THE ONE WHO MURDERED YOU, BY THE WAY - STEALING A KEY FROM HIM, GOING INSIDE, AND THEN GETTING STRANGELY INTERESTED IN THE TOOLBOX, SEARCHING THAT AND FINDING YOUR LETTER. DAD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX?!
 
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