"Uh, dude, I'm trying to bone this girl. Christ, be a little sensitive to my needs." I said with an annoyed tone.
"It's been 14 hours."
"Really? Damn, this bitch just won't stop!"
"Get dressed, dude, I'm tired of staring at your cock."
"Hey, can I ask you a question? Are girls supposed to have bigger dicks than the guy's?"
"Uh, maybe I should explain something..."
It was at this moment I broke the world record for the largest volume of vomit accumulated in 30 seconds. Little did I know our adventure was just beginning.
