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"Uh, dude, I'm trying to bone this girl. Christ, be a little sensitive to my needs." I said with an annoyed tone.

"It's been 14 hours."

"Really? Damn, this bitch just won't stop!"

"Get dressed, dude, I'm tired of staring at your cock."

"Hey, can I ask you a question? Are girls supposed to have bigger dicks than the guy's?"

"Uh, maybe I should explain something..."

It was at this moment I broke the world record for the largest volume of vomit accumulated in 30 seconds. Little did I know our adventure was just beginning.
 
 
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