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vinic made me do this. - 09:00pm 04/26/10
Spoony Spoonicus made me do this. - 11:33pm 03/22/10
quick and dirty - 03:23pm 03/22/10
Dudley made me do this. - 01:35am 03/12/10
vinic made me do this. - 10:49pm 03/11/10
Alan Smithee made me do this. - 09:32pm 03/10/10
Alan Smithee made me do this. - 09:17pm 03/10/10
Alan Smithee made me do this. - 08:58pm 03/10/10
The Smutlass - 04:47am 09/05/06
Skull-&-Crossbones-tattooed badass sassy pigeon - 08:57pm 07/21/06
I forgot the p. - 10:31am 07/17/06
syd surfing a fiat 500, wielding a rapier in one - 12:20am 07/17/06
Dingos Love Waffles - 04:51am 07/15/06
Nung Chuck - 06:48am 07/14/06
Stoned Koala Bear - 05:23pm 07/07/06
Things get crazy... - 12:22pm 07/05/06
Ice Cream - 01:39am 07/04/06
Whiskered Krung - 01:49am 07/03/06
Girl uses kimona to parachute into the enemy base - 11:29pm 07/02/06
Vinic Plays Soccer - 11:30pm 06/29/06
CHAIN-GANG, THE MUSICAL - 02:42am 06/27/06
30 minutes of work and a blank canvas = GENIUS - 02:22am 06/27/06
BREAST ATTACKS FOR CRITICAL TIT - 01:54am 06/27/06
Sarah Grabow, District Fairy Princess - 03:57am 06/25/06
VIKING WITH A CATAPULT FOR A CHEST - 02:48am 06/25/06
Brass Doorknobs in the Wooden Apocalypse - 02:23am 06/25/06
Raoul Duke Running Down a Buffett - 04:33am 06/24/06

part of a swab rampage! three or more in a row! damn! what a showoff.

#4349 (beach kegger #38) § vinic made me do this.

~Dudley on 09:00pm 04/26/10 in 3h35m26s § 2899 eyeballs

anchors: the finger

secret satan:
blimps and chimps on the river styx

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 09:02pm 04/26/10

Any swab involving monkeys, a grim reaper or blimps is no bad thing. All three is guaranteed awesome.

~Azul Rojo § at 09:03pm 04/26/10

Giving death the finger is always awesome.

I want a barrel of monkeys now.

~Zero_Diamond § at 11:58pm 04/26/10

This is cool as hell. I can only hope that when I die, blimp flying chimps will be there to save me if bad shit goes down.

~Dudley § at 12:47am 04/27/10

its five dollars if you want them to get you off the boat, but another ten if you want to be dropped somewhere safe

#4340 (beach kegger #29) § Spoony Spoonicus made me do this.

~Dudley on 11:33pm 03/22/10 in 37m25s § 1529 eyeballs

(5)

after 1 bombings:

anchors: tribute

secret satan:
Metroid Prime Rib

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 11:34pm 03/22/10

Caught fresh this morning on planet Zebes, frozen in liquid nitrogen and broiled to perfection with mint jelly, MADAME.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:35pm 03/22/10

A shittle turned Secret Satan turned excellent swab. I approve.

#4339 (beach kegger #28) § quick and dirty

~Washuu on 03:23pm 03/22/10 in 14m22s § 1243 eyeballs

anchors: nsfw

[this swab is nsfw! click it to see it! if you're fired, it's not our fault! but it will be hilarious.]

secret satan:
blue balls in the red light district

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 10:49pm 03/22/10

This is giving me a Fear and Loathing vibe and I am digging it.

~Dudley § at 11:49pm 03/22/10

hooker must have ripped him off

#4334 (beach kegger #23) § Dudley made me do this.

~Spoony Spoonicus on 02:26am 03/12/10 (01:35am 03/12/10) in 16m57s § 942 eyeballs

(5)

after 3 bombings:

anchors: we love valve, explosion

secret satan:
Wallace Breen and the Breen Machines

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 02:13am 03/12/10

"You have destroyed so much, Dr. Freeman, but tell me - what have you created? Can you name a single thing?

I personally have created this flying boxcar with an exploding Heavy launcher and Piano Catapult attached!"

~Dudley § at 02:20am 03/12/10

i was hoping for breen as a singer in a band of combine soldiers but that exploding heavy launcher is the greatest.

~Azul Rojo § at 01:13am 03/13/10

Congratulations! You win, sir!

#4333 (beach kegger #22) § vinic made me do this.

~Dudley on 10:49pm 03/11/10 in 25m37s § 876 eyeballs

(5)

after 3 bombings:

anchors: shredder, court, ninja turtles

secret satan:
four shreddings and a tribunal

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 10:49pm 03/11/10

a quick secret satan

~vinic § at 10:54pm 03/11/10

This interpretation never even occurred to me. Congratulations.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 10:55pm 03/11/10

AuraCRUSHER(crushercrusher)

no bombs. no rawks. no love for this swab.

#4331 (beach kegger #20) § Alan Smithee made me do this.

~vinic on 09:32pm 03/10/10 in 8m52s § 748 eyeballs

anchors: stick, in the nuts, tears

secret satan:
the stick.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

#4330 (beach kegger #19) § Alan Smithee made me do this.

~vinic on 09:17pm 03/10/10 in 8m14s § 707 eyeballs

anchors: turning into a fish

secret satan:
ghost fish

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

#4329 (beach kegger #18) § Alan Smithee made me do this.

~vinic on 08:58pm 03/10/10 in 2m46s § 662 eyeballs

anchors: shark

secret satan:
mark's shark

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

#3882 (explosivo #824) § The Smutlass

~Aquas on 04:59am 09/05/06 (04:47am 09/05/06) in 1h16m28s § 1124 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn

Secret Satan: This is the first idea that came to my head. Basically what happens is there's this shadowy figure who wields the smutlass, and he encounters some random bandit dudes who want to rob him (or the smutlass wielder wants to rob them... hehe) or they could just be harmless sword wielding travelers... in any case, they are scared (or shocked) by the man who wields the smutlass. As far as how the smutlass damages the opponent, that's for you to imagine... I s'pose. This one is rated XXX.

Yes that is a massive dildo. Her bent knees and the dildo are essentially the hilt of the Smutlass.

If I do say so myself, this is a top notch swab from me.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~zvalkyr § at 11:51am 09/05/06

oh my god how are her legs bent like that it must hurt so much

#3867 (explosivo #809) § Skull-&-Crossbones-tattooed badass sassy pigeon

~Zinco on 08:59pm 07/21/06 (08:57pm 07/21/06) in 32m53s § 1151 eyeballs

(5)

after 1 bombings:

anchors: none.

Skull-&-Crossbones-tattooed badass sassy pigeon

Secret Satan. I only realized later that he's not very sassy.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~christa the vandal § at 11:12pm 07/21/06

Werd. Secret Satans are nothing to fuck with.

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