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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 02:26am 03/12/10 (01:35am 03/12/10) in 16m57s  §  55 eyeballs
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secret satan:
Wallace Breen and the Breen Machines
 
 
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 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:13am 03/12/10
 
"You have destroyed so much, Dr. Freeman, but tell me - what have you created? Can you name a single thing?

I personally have created this flying boxcar with an exploding Heavy launcher and Piano Catapult attached!"
 ~Dudley  §  at 02:20am 03/12/10
 
i was hoping for breen as a singer in a band of combine soldiers but that exploding heavy launcher is the greatest.
 
 
 ~Dudley on 10:49pm 03/11/10 in 25m37s  §  64 eyeballs
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secret satan:
four shreddings and a tribunal
 
 
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 ~Dudley  §  at 10:49pm 03/11/10
 
a quick secret satan
 ~vinic  §  at 10:54pm 03/11/10
 
This interpretation never even occurred to me. Congratulations.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 10:55pm 03/11/10
 
AuraCRUSHER(crushercrusher)
 
 
 ~vinic on 09:32pm 03/10/10 in 8m52s  §  88 eyeballs
 anchors: stick, in the nuts, tears
 

secret satan:
the stick.
 
 
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 ~vinic on 09:17pm 03/10/10 in 8m14s  §  85 eyeballs
 

secret satan:
ghost fish
 
 
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 ~vinic on 08:58pm 03/10/10 in 2m46s  §  92 eyeballs
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secret satan:
mark's shark
 
 
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 ~Aquas on 04:59am 09/05/06 (04:47am 09/05/06) in 1h16m28s  §  828 eyeballs
 anchors: weird porn
 

Secret Satan: This is the first idea that came to my head. Basically what happens is there's this shadowy figure who wields the smutlass, and he encounters some random bandit dudes who want to rob him (or the smutlass wielder wants to rob them... hehe) or they could just be harmless sword wielding travelers... in any case, they are scared (or shocked) by the man who wields the smutlass. As far as how the smutlass damages the opponent, that's for you to imagine... I s'pose. This one is rated XXX.

Yes that is a massive dildo. Her bent knees and the dildo are essentially the hilt of the Smutlass.

If I do say so myself, this is a top notch swab from me.
 
 
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 ~zvalkyr  §  at 11:51am 09/05/06
 
oh my god how are her legs bent like that it must hurt so much
 
 
 ~Zinco on 08:59pm 07/21/06 (08:57pm 07/21/06) in 32m53s  §  958 eyeballs
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Secret Satan. I only realized later that he's not very sassy.
 
 
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 ~christa the vandal  §  at 11:12pm 07/21/06
 
Werd. Secret Satans are nothing to fuck with.
 
 
 ~vinic on 10:33am 07/17/06 (10:31am 07/17/06) in 58m21s  §  794 eyeballs
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This is the Secret Satan, I think whoever submitted it doesn't realize that SecretSatan is not smart enough to magically know to attach a new swab idea to another one:

I forgot the p. Draw it battling the Evil Space Potato, while Herman Munster dines on caviar in the background. Spider caviar.

So I took it literally.
 
 
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 ~aotommo  §  at 04:44pm 07/17/06
 
No, no, I made that secret satan, and that's the whole swab idea. So you did it the way I wanted!

5 bombs for using the name "Spudnik".
 
 
 ~aotommo on 12:21am 07/17/06 (12:20am 07/17/06) in 1h7m23s  §  1013 eyeballs
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syd surfing a fiat 500, wielding a rapier in one hand and a box of pizza in the other

secret satan
 
 
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 ~aotommo  §  at 12:22am 07/17/06
 
drawing a fiat is tougher than you'd think, by the way

also, I apologize for the lack of xxx-treme detail in this, but I had to rush it since I need to get to bed blah blah blah work in the morning.
 
 
 ~Aquas on 04:52am 07/15/06 (04:51am 07/15/06) in 3h2s  §  905 eyeballs
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Secret Satan: Two twin dingos attempt to make waffles with a xerox machine. Did not take as long as it says. Probably about an hour though.
 
 
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 ~Dudley  §  at 04:37am 07/17/06
 
i was thinking of yano when i entered this SS. Also, the one on the left looks hilarious!
 
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