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 ~Dudley on 09:00pm 04/26/10 in 3h35m26s  §  2899 eyeballs
 anchors: the finger
 

secret satan:
blimps and chimps on the river styx
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 09:02pm 04/26/10
 
Any swab involving monkeys, a grim reaper or blimps is no bad thing. All three is guaranteed awesome.
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 09:03pm 04/26/10
 
Giving death the finger is always awesome.

I want a barrel of monkeys now.
 ~Zero_Diamond  §  at 11:58pm 04/26/10
 
This is cool as hell. I can only hope that when I die, blimp flying chimps will be there to save me if bad shit goes down.
 ~Dudley  §  at 12:47am 04/27/10
 
its five dollars if you want them to get you off the boat, but another ten if you want to be dropped somewhere safe
 
 
 ~Dudley on 11:33pm 03/22/10 in 37m25s  §  1529 eyeballs
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secret satan:
Metroid Prime Rib
 
 
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 ~Dudley  §  at 11:34pm 03/22/10
 
Caught fresh this morning on planet Zebes, frozen in liquid nitrogen and broiled to perfection with mint jelly, MADAME.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 11:35pm 03/22/10
 
A shittle turned Secret Satan turned excellent swab. I approve.
 
 
 ~Washuu on 03:23pm 03/22/10 in 14m22s  §  1243 eyeballs
 anchors: nsfw
 
[this swab is nsfw! click it to see it! if you're fired, it's not our fault! but it will be hilarious.]

secret satan:
blue balls in the red light district
 
 
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 ~vinic  §  at 10:49pm 03/22/10
 
This is giving me a Fear and Loathing vibe and I am digging it.
 ~Dudley  §  at 11:49pm 03/22/10
 
hooker must have ripped him off
 
 
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 02:26am 03/12/10 (01:35am 03/12/10) in 16m57s  §  942 eyeballs
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secret satan:
Wallace Breen and the Breen Machines
 
 
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 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:13am 03/12/10
 
"You have destroyed so much, Dr. Freeman, but tell me - what have you created? Can you name a single thing?

I personally have created this flying boxcar with an exploding Heavy launcher and Piano Catapult attached!"
 ~Dudley  §  at 02:20am 03/12/10
 
i was hoping for breen as a singer in a band of combine soldiers but that exploding heavy launcher is the greatest.
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:13am 03/13/10
 
Congratulations! You win, sir!
 
 
 ~Dudley on 10:49pm 03/11/10 in 25m37s  §  876 eyeballs
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secret satan:
four shreddings and a tribunal
 
 
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 ~Dudley  §  at 10:49pm 03/11/10
 
a quick secret satan
 ~vinic  §  at 10:54pm 03/11/10
 
This interpretation never even occurred to me. Congratulations.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 10:55pm 03/11/10
 
AuraCRUSHER(crushercrusher)
 
 
 ~vinic on 09:32pm 03/10/10 in 8m52s  §  748 eyeballs
 anchors: stick, in the nuts, tears
 

secret satan:
the stick.
 
 
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 ~vinic on 09:17pm 03/10/10 in 8m14s  §  707 eyeballs
 

secret satan:
ghost fish
 
 
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 ~vinic on 08:58pm 03/10/10 in 2m46s  §  662 eyeballs
 anchors: shark
 

secret satan:
mark's shark
 
 
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 ~Aquas on 04:59am 09/05/06 (04:47am 09/05/06) in 1h16m28s  §  1124 eyeballs
 anchors: weird porn
 

Secret Satan: This is the first idea that came to my head. Basically what happens is there's this shadowy figure who wields the smutlass, and he encounters some random bandit dudes who want to rob him (or the smutlass wielder wants to rob them... hehe) or they could just be harmless sword wielding travelers... in any case, they are scared (or shocked) by the man who wields the smutlass. As far as how the smutlass damages the opponent, that's for you to imagine... I s'pose. This one is rated XXX.

Yes that is a massive dildo. Her bent knees and the dildo are essentially the hilt of the Smutlass.

If I do say so myself, this is a top notch swab from me.
 
 
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 ~zvalkyr  §  at 11:51am 09/05/06
 
oh my god how are her legs bent like that it must hurt so much
 
 
 ~Zinco on 08:59pm 07/21/06 (08:57pm 07/21/06) in 32m53s  §  1151 eyeballs
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Secret Satan. I only realized later that he's not very sassy.
 
 
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 ~christa the vandal  §  at 11:12pm 07/21/06
 
Werd. Secret Satans are nothing to fuck with.
 
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