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An Egg Tree
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Eggs picked in the wild don't have the normal shape of chicken eggs, or dinosaur eggs, and thusly are often irregularly shaped. Don't let the shape decieve you, however, these eggs are as delicious as any other. Do watch out for irregularly colored eggs, as they have certain undeserible defects. The yellow spots are soon to be eggs and during the night one can almost watch the eggs form from that stage into fully fledged eggs. Egg enthusiasts search for these trees to witness the miracle of life take form so rapidly. As one can tell, the egg tree is by its lonesome in a warm plain, many miles away from gassing civilization.
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On a side note, I'm pretty happy with how this turned out. I can see some compositional values.
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best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
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