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#4279 (poopdeck-o #221) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> 
CLASH OF THE TITANS! II
2 hours, 38 minutes, 27 seconds. ->
<- 12:31:35 am, friday, june 6th, 2008 pdt(updated 12:09:16 am, saturday, june 7th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 915 times
<- 5 bombs after 4 bombings.
TWO FAMOUS HOT BLOODED BRAWLERS FROM RIVAL TURFS DUKE IT OUT IN THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY - A MATCH THAT TRULY DESERVES THE TITLE: "CLASH OF THE TITANS!"
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- Spoony Spoonicus <- 6:26:31 pm, friday, june 6th, 2008 pdt
GOD HAND vs the invincible power of SPINACH!
- Popeye The Sailor <- 6:54:42 pm, friday, june 6th, 2008 pdt
Godhand-Schmodhand! I'd puts 'im in the eye of the storm, A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
- Azul Rojo <- 9:48:34 pm, saturday, june 7th, 2008 pdt
Hoooooly shit. This is just fekkin awesome. I ROOT FOR POPEYE.
- Washuu <- 2:26:44 pm, friday, july 4th, 2008 pdt
Haa, oh shit!
#4267 (poopdeck-o #209) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> C.S vs. BLACK BEAR1 hours, 2 minutes, 51 seconds. ->
<- 1:11:43 am, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt(updated 1:15:46 am, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 904 times
<- 5 bombs after 3 bombings.
CUT TO RIBBONS, HOCKEY STICK SHATTERED, ...BUT THEN HE LOST HIS BUTTON AND NOW HE'S REALLY ANGRY.
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- Dudley <- 1:59:07 am, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt
THESE ARE IN-GAME SCREENSHOTS REPRESENTATIVE OF ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
- Spoony Spoonicus <- 4:27:22 pm, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt
I eagerly await the game, its two expansion sets and the upcoming fan mod.
#4265 (poopdeck-o #207) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> Clarence Spenderful - BREAKDANCE1 hours, 16 minutes, 46 seconds. ->
<- 11:03:10 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt(updated 2:38:56 am, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 819 times
<- 5 bombs after 2 bombings.
BYOBREAKITDOWN!
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- Dudley <- 2:41:13 am, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt
BUYING THIS IMMEDIATELY
LOOK OUT SOMETHING AWFUL, THE MOST AWESOME AVATAR IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE
LOOK OUT SOMETHING AWFUL, THE MOST AWESOME AVATAR IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE
- Spoony Spoonicus <- 4:28:14 pm, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt
Bombed with all the fury of an ANARCHY IN THE GALAXY
#4264 (poopdeck-o #206) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> 
Nega-Bomb24 minutes, 13 seconds. ->
<- 10:29:35 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt(updated 10:59:53 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 913 times
When good bombings go bad!
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#4263 (poopdeck-o #205) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> Un-Bombed Bomb19 minutes, 49 seconds. ->
<- 10:19:19 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt(updated 10:27:42 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 907 times
Part of the Bombing System.
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#4262 (poopdeck-o #204) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> RSS Feed15 minutes, 47 seconds. ->
<- 8:39:41 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt(updated 9:04:08 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 809 times
Access To The Lard Pirate Dot Com RSS Feed!
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#4229 (poopdeck-o #171) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> Contanminated!!34 minutes, 31 seconds. ->
<- 8:43:26 am, friday, march 7th, 2008 pst(updated 8:33:57 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 2238 times
WARNING!! EXPOSURE TO THIS WILL RESULT IN HOOGIBIDAH!
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- RedCappy <- 11:22:13 am, friday, march 7th, 2008 pst
This swab is awful, I apologize, I'll fix it when I can.
- Dr. Vinic <- 10:19:27 am, tuesday, march 18th, 2008 pdt
LIES! ATROCIOUS, VULGAR LIES!
Robot Viking! Make waste of him! Leave no corpse behind!
Robot Viking! Make waste of him! Leave no corpse behind!
- DR. VINICS ROBOT VIKING <- 10:22:23 am, tuesday, march 18th, 2008 pdt
ACTIVATING MURDER MODE.
TARGET LOCKED. INITIATING BATTLE AXE.
ENTER COMMAND:> SWING
..
..
TARGET LOCKED. INITIATING BATTLE AXE.
ENTER COMMAND:> SWING
..
..
- ERROR <- 10:38:50 am, tuesday, march 18th, 2008 pdt
ELBOW VALVE MALFUNCTION.
- Dr. Vinic <- 10:39:00 am, tuesday, march 18th, 2008 pdt
Dammit!
#4228 (poopdeck-o #170) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> NSFW Icon22 minutes, 12 seconds. ->
<- 8:05:16 am, friday, march 7th, 2008 pst(updated 8:24:32 am, friday, march 7th, 2008 pst)
eyeballed 1924 times
Content that is not safe for work, tag it!
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#4225 (poopdeck-o #167) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> The LPC Wikipedia47 minutes, 2 seconds. ->
<- 12:49:59 pm, tuesday, march 4th, 2008 pst(updated 8:18:16 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 2173 times
(Future) Access To The Lard Pirate Dot Com Wikipedia Clone!
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#4222 (poopdeck-o #164) <- redcappy did 373!awards! -> Enjoy The Weather! (Nuclear)8 minutes, 21 seconds. ->
<- 1:07:10 pm, wednesday, february 27th, 2008 pst(updated 10:46:21 am, wednesday, july 2nd, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 2990 times
IN PROGRESS, ALSO, IT IS OKAY TO LOOK AT THIS ONE.
(Doing a few FireFox test submissions on this one, I'll finish the real deal this weekend though.)
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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