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#4299 (poopdeck-o #241) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> 
Hookah and a Grenade
1 hours, 29 minutes, 1 seconds. ->
<- 5:33:21 pm, thursday, august 21st, 2008 pdt(updated 10:34:48 pm, thursday, august 21st, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 129 times
<- 5 bombs after 1 bombings.
I didn't order a hand grenade. Take it back, immediately.
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- Vinic <- 4:54:58 pm, monday, august 25th, 2008 pdt
It's pretty awesome to waltz into the enemy's fort to find this plastered in their basement, as if it's trying to trick the opponents into stopping for a toke, only to be turned into smoke themselves.
#4295 (poopdeck-o #237) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> Bee Men40 minutes, 49 seconds. ->
<- 9:34:31 pm, thursday, july 10th, 2008 pdteyeballed 1283 times
<- 5 bombs after 4 bombings.
Having a smoke break outside their hive. Most likely with clove cigarettes.
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
#4278 (poopdeck-o #220) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> Viking Honeymoon5 hours, 43 minutes, 38 seconds. ->
<- 11:02:41 pm, wednesday, june 4th, 2008 pdt(updated 2:30:44 am, thursday, june 5th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 839 times
<- 5 bombs after 3 bombings.
"she needs to wear those antlers when I cook her dinner"
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- Aquas <- 3:25:26 am, thursday, june 5th, 2008 pdt
this has class
- RedCappy <- 9:44:09 am, thursday, june 5th, 2008 pdt
Wanna meet that bear!
- Dudley <- 8:26:35 pm, thursday, june 5th, 2008 pdt
Wanna eat that bear
- Azul Rojo <- 8:28:25 pm, thursday, june 5th, 2008 pdt
Very awesome. Holy shit, almost 6 hours of work! FIVE BOMBS FOR THE AWESOME.
- Dudley <- 8:40:29 pm, thursday, june 5th, 2008 pdt
it was probably only about one hour total, i fixed dinner and did some other shit, then goofed around with ADOM until i came back and finished it.
#4277 (poopdeck-o #219) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> Jonas II and Ratt5 hours, 24 minutes, 16 seconds. ->
<- 1:44:27 am, tuesday, june 3rd, 2008 pdt(updated 7:19:14 pm, wednesday, june 4th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 880 times
<- 5 bombs after 2 bombings.
Jonas II the high elf druid and Ratt the gray elf archer just rough-housing in Busted-Leg Canyon.
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
#4271 (poopdeck-o #213) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> 
banner junk5 minutes, 29 seconds. ->
<- 5:23:22 pm, monday, may 19th, 2008 pdteyeballed 1036 times
No Description
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
#4269 (poopdeck-o #211) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> banner junk9 minutes, 42 seconds. ->
<- 12:29:33 pm, monday, may 19th, 2008 pdt(updated 12:32:22 pm, monday, may 19th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 920 times
No Description
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
#4268 (poopdeck-o #210) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> The Butler Takes Any Mission1 hours, 9 minutes, 36 seconds. ->
<- 2:24:46 am, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdteyeballed 1014 times
<- 5 bombs after 3 bombings.
Up to and including public embarrasment of schoolchildren.
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- RedCappy <- 2:41:42 am, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt
A SINGLE SPRAY... BY B-13!
- Vinic <- 12:57:15 pm, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt
Amazing.
- Spoony Spoonicus <- 4:25:59 pm, sunday, may 18th, 2008 pdt
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. Good work.
#4266 (poopdeck-o #208) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> Clarence is the Hockey Master30 minutes, 43 seconds. ->
<- 11:42:10 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdteyeballed 858 times
<- 5 bombs after 2 bombings.
He cut a dude clean in half with a chunk of wood
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- RedCappy <- 11:44:56 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt
The single bloody tear is the icing on the cake.
#4258 (poopdeck-o #200) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> Super Smash Bros Big Fuckin' Showdown1 hours, 16 minutes, 29 seconds. ->
<- 4:17:16 pm, sunday, april 20th, 2008 pdt(updated 12:12:21 am, monday, april 21st, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 1068 times
part of chain: Super Smash Bros: BFSSuper Smash Bros: Big Fuckin' Showdown. We're taking the main idea behind Risk, applying it to Smash Bros, and having a big-ass online throw-down.
first - previous - next - latest
This is the world map for the LP Smash Bros Tournament, in the style of risk or dynasty warriors empires. Each numbered spot is a specific map (we decided to ditch five shitty ones), each player picks a starting spot (which are yet to be determined) and a few characters to be their designated dudes. Then we begin to branch out and kick asses, make and break alliances, and generally be dicks to one another until one dude is declared supreme overlord and the pleaser of all the ladies (or if its shyna, just supreme overlord. Im not signin' no ticket that calls her a slut, you hear me? good.)
rawk on this thing to sign up, fuckers.
part of chain: Super Smash Bros: BFSSuper Smash Bros: Big Fuckin' Showdown. We're taking the main idea behind Risk, applying it to Smash Bros, and having a big-ass online throw-down.
first - previous - next - latest
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- Dudley <- 5:15:50 pm, sunday, april 20th, 2008 pdt
being the organizer of this fiasco, i am of course signing up.
- RedCappy <- 5:17:15 pm, sunday, april 20th, 2008 pdt
You know I'm good for it.
- Azul Rojo <- 10:36:39 pm, sunday, april 20th, 2008 pdt
Sign me up, biatch.
- Spoony Spoonicus <- 11:22:05 pm, sunday, april 20th, 2008 pdt
Never thought I'd see the day when Shyna said "Biatch."
Regardless, I'm in.
Regardless, I'm in.
- Dudley <- 1:59:10 am, monday, april 21st, 2008 pdt
Placeholder spot for Akuma Hokoru over on #smashgoons.
- Vinic <- 4:46:21 am, monday, april 21st, 2008 pdt
Let us make with the virtual tomfuckery.
#4257 (poopdeck-o #199) <- dudley did 599!awards! -> 
Search Icon12 minutes, 31 seconds. ->
<- 4:41:17 pm, friday, april 18th, 2008 pdteyeballed 1345 times
<- 5 bombs after 1 bombings.
Searching for "BIG TITS"
you can e-mail Dudley at -> rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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